Hysterically funny haikus I found on the Internet! These will make you burst out laughing!

Hysterically funny haikus I found on the Internet! These will make you burst out laughing!

horses haiku

This one made me laugh so hard my ribs ached!


masturbating

God, I need to pee so bad! We can all relate to that!

pee

shark

What a horrible life, to be a stapler! 

stapler


Sappho, spelled (in the dialect spoken by the poet) Psappho, (born c. 610, Lesbos, Greece — died c. 570 BCE). A lyric poet greatly admired in all ages for the beauty of her writing style.

Her language contains elements from Aeolic vernacular and poetic tradition, with traces of epic vocabulary familiar to readers of Homer. She has the ability to judge critically her own ecstasies and grief, and her emotions lose nothing of their force by being recollected in tranquillity.

Marble statue of Sappho on side profile.

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